Guess whose back?

HERBERT! Yes, everyone, Herbert is back and bigger than ever. My grandma saw him and he scared her to death. Oh and for those that don't know, Herbert is a mole, a huge, hairy, scary mole. IMAO, Nick, we have to get our weapons again. The vacume, and the knife, LOL

Besides the reappearence of Herbert, I have a pretty excellent day.

First of all my final summer reading book came. I ordered it like over a month ago. I was happy it came because now I don't have to fight with Amazon.

My Allure came and....THE COVER IS IN ONE PIECE! I guess, the mailman didn't have PMS today so he decided to not ruin my magazine. Speaking of Allure, they have GREAT articles. It's the special hair issue so the whole magazine is articles about hair styles. They even have the 25 greatest hairstyles of all time. They have Marilyn, Jackie Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Veronica Lake. All my favorites, and great pictures as well. Definity stuff to add to my inspiration books. They also have articles on getting the best deals at flea markets, how to get the cloest shave, getting your make-up to stay on for the longest time and a special on hippy chic fashion. So yeah it's a really good issue.

I gave myself a facial using the Clinique 7 day scrub. That stuff is the best kept secret since D-Day. My face feels as smooth as a strippers bikini line after a wax. and Thats pretty damn good.


I'm bidding on a 25 incher (not like that you perverts). It's a 25 inch zipper. I need to replace the zipper on my school bag so I was lucky to find a good one on Ebay.

I introduced Jul to the benefits of concealer and it's really working well for her. If this writer thing doesn't work out, there's always make-up person at the Clinique counter. My enthusiasm may scare the people though.

Oh yeah...Jul had new quotes...

Me: We're gonna watch Shrek 1 and Shrek 2.
Jul: Are you gonna watch Shrek 1 or Shrek 2 first?

Jul: Do the villiage people really have orgies?

Love,
Jess